I like As—

Gale starts to speak.

"I like As—"

The vamp then shows up so quick. "Why, so do I!" ,':3

So damn quick. How the hell does he make that face?

Gale's face turns deep red. He gasps like a not yet dead fish.

The vamp, who is a Star of Ass and Knows It, grabs Gale's hand and drags him out of the room.

Gale likes ass, too. <3

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